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By HELGA ROSS
Fun with
Shakespeare
Shakespeare is
credited with a most impressive list of invented words (neologisms).
Here’s my
Shakespearean-inspired sonnet in his honor, comprised accordingly:
A fun challenge,
using old words for a modern message.
Letter to the
Editor: You-Name-It News
As if rants arouse lackluster lovers,
your panders leave me cold in gossip's
gust;
the laughable stuff your courtship covers:
Media, will you not
mimic my trust?
You, bandits of the bedroom,
serve skim milk,
while, (hint), I hobnob,
blushing, on the blogs
where the blood-stained blankets wave—their ilk
caters to the hungers your news cycle hogs.
Yes, I’m a madcap romantic, rest assured,
lonely for a cold-blooded critic,
who’s secure there’s no two sides of torture,
and barefaced, scuffles with what makes me sick.
I’d champion an ode
to the obscene
to have you, News, metamorphize your mien.
~A concerned
citizen
Channel Surfing with
the Cat
And he'll say,
as he scratches himself with his claws,
"Well, the
Theatre's certainly not what it was.
These modern
productions are all very well
But there's
nothing to equal, from what I hear tell,
That moment of
mystery
When I made
history
As Firefrorefiddle,
the Fiend of the Fell.
Gus the Theatre
Cat by T.S. Elliot:
No cat of mine’s confuddled
by cartoons,
in fact, purr-furs,
when they’re playing, not to snooze,
and flips from
Ratatouille to raccoons
as nimbly as your
kiddies take their cues.
Sphinx-like, my
rascal eyes the screen a smile,
but stays his
ambush of bite-size wildebeest,
being wise to having
once tried that dial
and smacked a lunch
wouldn’t yield in the least.
He’s wise to the
ways of living indoors,
adapting to having
been out before,
with wedding both
worlds to these scenes on all fours,
or feathers, or
sketch—yet never fool for :
To watch him watch
is to know which is which—
Only God’s
creatures will make his tail twitch.
© Helga Ross 2008
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